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The Breakfast Bunch

The Breakfast Bunch

By Celeste Moore

March 29, 2017

“Hot plate!” someone screams, flawlessly maneuvering past me in a choking cloud of smoke. I wipe a trickle of sweat from the back of my neck and instantly regret having worn a wool turtleneck on this Friday night. The phone rings incessantly, and the hostess next to me looks to me with pleading ey...