Uhhhh Clear I must be, The Tam News no longer what it used to be, thanks to loser Milo Levine hmmmmm. The dark side of business school, he fell victim to. Oppose the Iranian nuclear talks, he did not. Assigned the impossible task of fixing the Tam News, I was. Unable to do so, I have been. Miss Rocky and Max, I do. Gone missing, has Jedi Master Steinhart, unsure of what happened I am. Basketball, I play, though good I am not.