Human encounters tend to inevitable. As much as I would love to reside under a rock, hidden from the sun, living off of Top Ramen for all of eternity in order to avoid concurrences such as this, it simply...

I abstain from using the A word. This particular A word is not short for a--. It's not innocent censorship, not like H-E-double hockey sticks. My A word is an abbreviation for awkward, an over used and...