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Gingers aren’t that weird, guys

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Mar 24, 2020

They are, in fact, regular people.

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Ways to make it look like you care about climate change

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Mar 3, 2020

Realistically, how much do you actually care about climate change? But you still don't want to get in trouble for being a "bad person," so this article will teach you how to fake it.

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We must speak for the trees

By Claire Finch, Editor in Chief ♦ Nov 7, 2019

A comparison between the classic book and the global crisis we are currently facing.

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MVMS skatepark review for people who suck at skating

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Oct 17, 2019

I’m not gonna sugarcoat anything here: I suck at skateboarding. I’m so bad. Like, profoundly bad.

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A review of all the cats I know

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Oct 8, 2019

The animal, at first glance, seemed a perfect thing to pet, so fluffy and soft. Lo and behold, that cat was a total jerk.

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A Plea for Mathematics

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Jun 6, 2019

Mathematics has some intrinsic value, and you don’t have to be a genius to understand or appreciate it.

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How To Make Friends

By John Overton, Reporter ♦ Sep 24, 2018

Do you have trouble making friends, being friends with humans, having friends, or playing funny pranks on friends? So did I until I didn’t! Wanna know how? Here’s how: One: Be good, be kind. Friends...