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Barack to the Future

By Cassie Jeong ♦ Jan 15, 2013

Dear President Barack Obama, A flying taxicab greets Marty McFly mere seconds after he travels to his hometown of Hill Valley, California, in the year 2015. We are less than three years away from the...

Space Machines and Wildest Dreams: An Open Letter to Mars Rover

By Cassie Jeong ♦ Dec 28, 2012

Dear Curiosity, Happy belated birthday, little guy. November 26 marked the first anniversary of your launch from Cape Canaveral. Soon after, on December 8, American company SpaceX Corp. celebrated...

InCognito Villians that “Walk” Our Campus: A Fun-Filled Guide to Walking Like a Considerate Human Being

By Cassie Jeong ♦ Oct 31, 2012

Walking around campus is a battle, and we must treat every minor inconvenience as a personal attack. The hordes of students through which we navigate simply to reach our next class are abundant with incompetent...

Confidin’ in Biden: An Open Letter to Our Vice President

By Cassie Jeong ♦ Oct 2, 2012

Dear Mr. Biden, What a month you’ve had. According to your newsletters (which I, of course, read devotedly), the Republican National Convention (RNC) was also the Obama campaign’s biggest fundraising...

“Batman” TV series full of unintentional laughs

By Cassie Jeong ♦ Sep 26, 2011

A muscled man in a tight gray-and-black suit races to a fireman’s pole hidden behind a bookcase, the pointed ears of his mask flapping as he descends. Close behind is a blur in a red vest, gold cape,...