With contributions by Lukas Affeltranger and Cooper Carroll representing the Tam High Football Team
Tam High Football was shocked to read a Tam News article that made unfounded assertions, stating...
Football. That is what it is called when men play it. Powder Puff is what it’s called when women play it, because god forbid women are taken seriously enough to play a sport that is technically co-ed.
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The actors brutally stabbed Caesar on the steps of the courthouse, using red ribbons to symbolize blood. Their betrayal rang out through the theater and red ribbons were flying everywhere- it was a fantastic...