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News, Opinion, & Multimedia for Tamalpais High School

The Tam News

News, Opinion, & Multimedia for Tamalpais High School

The Tam News

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Why I’m worth more than everyone I know

By Zev Grossman April 14, 2020
Waking up with $30,000 worth of titanium hardware secured to my vertebrae was the end of two years of back-bracing and scoliosis exercises. Now, at least, I’m taller than my friends.
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Gingers aren’t that weird, guys

By John Overton March 24, 2020
They are, in fact, regular people.
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Trader Joe’s virgin

By Claire Conger October 17, 2019
Reflections on a lifetime of Trader Joe's deprivation.

Pamplona and shock humor

October 13, 2019
"Your publication of this comment seems out of character with a community that portrays itself as supportive and accepting of cultural diversity."
An Adult Gym Goers Guide to Dealing with Physically Fit Teenagers

An Adult Gym Goer’s Guide to Dealing with Physically Fit Teenagers

By Max Goldberg, Website Editor February 7, 2019

Teenagers can’t seem to do anything right. Their small, underdeveloped brains prevent them from driving well, speaking rationally, turning down the music after you ask them to, and, apparently, exercising. That’s...

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An Ode to Passing Periods

December 14, 2018

As the period commences The masses are filled with glee. Oh how fun passing period is Of course, unless you’re me.   I try to take a leak, But all the Juulers harsh my mellow. What...

Santa Baby

Santa Baby

December 13, 2018

The majority of the Tam community loves Santa. I mean, who isn’t charmed by the idea of an overweight old man delivering free presents to you? Because Christmas is unequivocally great, and Santa is undoubtedly...

Designated Juuling Areas - Satire

Designated Juuling Areas – Satire

December 13, 2018

On Sunday, June 3rd, J.B. Near and the administration announced the newest addition to Tam’s campus in the form of designated areas for consumption of vaporized nicotine products. “Addiction is a disease,...

Phone Games

Phone Games

December 13, 2018

I hate phone games. Phone games are the worst thing you can do with your time, and they’re even worse than regular games. What do I mean by regular games? Games where you sit down, you have the controller,...

A Walk Down Memory Lane

A Walk Down Memory Lane

October 18, 2018

I’ve always thought of myself as someone who has bad luck. Maybe it’s just my pessimistic attitude. Maybe I’m cursed. Judge for yourself.   I ordered a turkey sandwich at a supermarket...

A Diabetics Halloween

A Diabetic’s Halloween

By Max Goldberg, Website Editor October 18, 2018

When you have Diabetes, life finds a way to remind you every day that you have to deal with Diabetes. And me having it is not as much a tragedy as it is just annoying. On my flight home from Taiwan, when...

How To Make Friends

How To Make Friends

By John Overton September 24, 2018

Do you have trouble making friends, being friends with humans, having friends, or playing funny pranks on friends? So did I until I didn’t! Wanna know how? Here’s how: One: Be good, be kind. Friends...

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