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Ways to make it look like you care about climate change

By John Overton March 3, 2020
Realistically, how much do you actually care about climate change? But you still don't want to get in trouble for being a "bad person," so this article will teach you how to fake it.
An Adult Gym Goer's Guide to Dealing with Physically Fit Teenagers

An Adult Gym Goer’s Guide to Dealing with Physically Fit Teenagers

By Max Goldberg, Website Editor February 7, 2019

Teenagers can’t seem to do anything right. Their small, underdeveloped brains prevent them from driving well, speaking rationally, turning down the music after you ask them to, and, apparently, exercising. That’s...

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An Ode to Passing Periods

December 14, 2018

As the period commences The masses are filled with glee. Oh how fun passing period is Of course, unless you’re me.   I try to take a leak, But all the Juulers harsh my mellow. What...

Designated Juuling Areas - Satire

Designated Juuling Areas – Satire

December 13, 2018

On Sunday, June 3rd, J.B. Near and the administration announced the newest addition to Tam’s campus in the form of designated areas for consumption of vaporized nicotine products. “Addiction is a disease,...

The Great Ratsby

The Great Ratsby

December 4, 2018

Satire: Much Ado About Nuttin'

Satire: Much Ado About Nuttin’

By Milo Levine May 22, 2018

In an email sent out to parents and students on May 1, the administration stated their concern with the recent rise of student masturbation on campus. This email comes as the CDC has declared a national...

Grey Area

Grey Area

By Benjy Wall-Feng March 23, 2018

My first brush with the cultural tsunami that is "Fifty Shades of Grey" was in fourth grade, when I noticed, in one of the magazines my class was gleefully vivisecting for collage fodder, a book review...

Graphic by: Cassie Jeong

Hawkward 2.0

By Cody Duane-McGlashan October 28, 2013

It’s been a while since I’ve written about my incredibly uncomfortable experiences in perfectly ordinary situations, but that’s not due to a lack of awkwardness in my life. A staple of social...

Political satire “Butter” makes use of talented cast with creative concept and witty screenplay

Political satire “Butter” makes use of talented cast with creative concept and witty screenplay

By Wesley Emblidge November 2, 2011

Is there really anything more compelling than the story of a small town butter carving competition? “Butter,” the film by Jim Field Smith that showed at the recent 34th Mill Valley Film Festival,...

The airplane risk equation

By Sander Lutz November 17, 2010

It has come to my attention, hopefully to the great concern of each and every one of you, that I may have a slight “issue” with neuroticism. Beginning with my childhood, an eye-opening period of running...

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